Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend



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WASHINGTON, D.C. 

President Trump has determined to throw a large “I Beat Impeachment” get together on the White Home, which is slated to kickoff round 6PM on Saturday, with plans to run till the early morning hours on Monday.

“That is going to be the most important, and finest occasion that the White Home has ever seen,” stated President Trump. “Whenever you’re the most effective, you need to have the most effective events, and invite the most effective celebrities, and it’s going to be large. Simply large. I’m very excited to have folks be a part of me for this mega-rager.”

Trump went on to say that a number of movie star visitors had been scheduled to seem, together with Eli Manning, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Nugent, and a “number of Playboy Playmates” from the final a number of years.

“Oh man, the quantity of planning this has taken is immense,” stated a White Home staffer who most popular to remain nameless. “When the President events, it’s a giant deal. We have to embody a barrage of cocaine and alcohol to maintain the visitors completely happy, and I’ll let you know proper now – when you assume the impeachment was a waste of taxpayer cash, the price of this get together goes to place that to disgrace.”

Musical visitors scheduled to carry out embody Kanye West, Dire Straits, and The Jesus and Mary Chain.

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