President Trump has determined to throw an enormous “I Beat Impeachment” get together on the White Home, which is slated to kickoff round 6PM on Saturday, with plans to run till the early morning hours on Monday.
“That is going to be the most important, and greatest occasion that the White Home has ever seen,” mentioned President Trump. “While you’re the most effective, you wish to have the most effective events, and invite the most effective celebrities, and it’s going to be large. Simply large. I’m very excited to have individuals be a part of me for this mega-rager.”
Trump went on to say that a number of celeb friends have been scheduled to seem, together with Eli Manning, Rush Limbaugh, Ted Nugent, and a “number of Playboy Playmates” from the final a number of years.
“Oh man, the quantity of planning this has taken is immense,” mentioned a White Home staffer who most popular to remain nameless. “When the President events, it’s an enormous deal. We have to embrace a barrage of cocaine and alcohol to maintain the friends completely happy, and I’ll inform you proper now – in the event you assume the impeachment was a waste of taxpayer cash, the price of this get together goes to place that to disgrace.”
Musical friends scheduled to carry out embrace Kanye West, Dire Straits, and The Jesus and Mary Chain.