WASHINGTON – The president lastly responded to Michael Cohen’s responsible plea, and manages to shift the blame on to Hillary Clinton.
“Paying off porn stars with folks’s marketing campaign donations is NOT a criminal offense,” the president implied. “‘Federal candidate’ could possibly be anybody. How do we all know it wasn’t Hillary? Take THAT libtards!”.
Students are calling this the best response of all time.
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