Shit falls from the sky in Kansas: drunk “crop duster” plane pilot spreads 4 tons of manure over city

El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a critical mistake this morning whereas operation his plane inebriated, by accident dumping his cargo of manure over vehicles, homes, and residents.

In keeping with the police report, 51-year previous Barry Wooden had a  blood alcohol focus (BAC) of 0.48% when he was arrested, six instances the authorized restrict allowed to drive a motorcar and 12 instances the authorized restrict allowed to function a aircraft.

He was presupposed to unfold four tons of liquid manure over fields belonging to his employer however his capacities have been visibly too impaired.

 “So drunk that he had urinated on himself”

He turned within the fallacious course, heading over the close by metropolis of El Dorado as a substitute of the fields he was presupposed to spray, earlier than releasing his smelly cargo.

Residents of the town have been taken off guard as tons of liquid manure began raining over the town, inflicting a number of automotive accidents and completely ruining an out of doors marriage ceremony ceremony.

Butler County Sheriff’s Workplace spokesman, Lt. John Fitzpatrick, says the emergency strains obtained over 900 calls in lower than 5 minutes after the incident.

“Everybody was freaking out, complaining about shit falling from the skies, fearing a organic assault from Islamic terrorists or the Democrats.”

The deputies have been quickly capable of determine the aircraft behind the incident and have been ready close to the touchdown strip when Mr. Wooden returned from his enterprise.

“We’re a small group. We knew Barry was a drunkard and we noticed him fly hazardously earlier than, so we guessed it was him. However I had by no means seen him this drunk earlier than.”

Butler County Sheriff’s Workplace spokesman, Lt. John Fitzpatrick, says the accused was so drunk that he had urinated on himself and wasn’t capable of arise when the deputies arrested him solely a minute or two after his touchdown.

Mr. Wooden will now face a complete of 269 legal costs, together with performing an aviation operate whereas over the prescribed alcohol restrict, aggravated assault and legal injury to property.

If discovered responsible on all costs, he faces a complete of 1235 years in jail and a tremendous of $2,335,500 and his pilot’s license may be suspended by the FAA if he’s discovered responsible of flying whereas inebriated.

His trial is scheduled to start in January on the Butler County Courthouse.

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