San Francisco police interrupts sex party involving midgets, emus and a fountain of sperm, 71 arrests

The San Francisco Police Division (SFPD) interrupted an especially lewd get together early this morning in an opulent residence of the Presidio Heights neighborhood, arresting 71 folks and seizing two boars and eight emus.

In keeping with SFPD spokesman, Lieutenant Doug Haroldson, officers had been dispatched on the positioning round four AM this morning after some neighbors complained about loud music and “wild animals operating on their yard”.

Lt Haroldson says the primary policemen who arrived described the scene as “a mixture between an orgy and a circus freak present” and instantly referred to as for backup.

“It appears it was a thematic intercourse get together for folks with unusual fetishes. That they had midgets, bearded girls, wild animals and a big outside fountain stuffed with 50 gaalons of semen.”

Dozens of SFPD officers had been referred to as on the positioning to place an finish and to the get together and regain management of the full of over 500 friends and catch the wild animals.

“It was an especially delicate operation. A whole lot of bare folks making an attempt to flee with emus and boars with ball gags of their mouths operating round. It was a really chaotic scene.”

Brokers of the San Francisco Animal Care & Management had been referred to as on the positioning to look at and seize the emus and boars, which apparently belonged to one of many friends.

It took hours for the police to kind issues outs and establish everybody, and a complete of 71 folks had been arrested on numerous costs.

31 of these arrests are minors merely charged with underage consuming, however some accusees face extra severe accusations.

17 persons are accused of bestiality and animal cruelty after the police discovered a video exhibiting them having intercourse with the animals and all withstand 15 years in jail.

In keeping with the SFPD, dozens of different friends might presumably be accused over the subsequent few days.

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