Parent Company of Corona Beer Sues China Over Bad Press During Their Coronavirus Scare


MEXICO CITY, Mexico – 

Anheuser-Busch InBev, the dad or mum firm of Corona manufacturers of beer, has introduced they’re submitting go well with in opposition to the Chinese language authorities, after the large Coronavirus scare in that nation has precipitated a mass panic and a number of deaths. AB InBev claims that the unhealthy press of deaths, blended with the satiric natures of web memes connecting “coronavirus” with Corona beers has precipitated them a lack of tens of hundreds of thousands of {dollars}.

“Anheuser-Busch InBev feels that the Chinese language authorities is solely accountable for placing the unhealthy style in folks’s mouths relating to the identify Corona,” stated AB InBev spokesman Rick Barker. “The shortage of their medical care, the shortage of their preparation, has lead to an enormous outbreak of the Coronavirus in China, and as such, has lead to an enormous souring of our model right here in america.”

The lawsuit, which claims practically $200 million in damages, was filed in a superior courtroom in Beijing, and names a number of particular authorities officers and medical personnel.

“Whereas Corona beer has by no means been notably fashionable in america with anybody, outdoors of those that hate the style of excellent beer so desire swill that it’s important to add fruit to so as to drink it, however that’s not the purpose,” stated Barker. “We’re already feeling the pinch of this Coronavirus, and gross sales figures are dwindling day by day. It’s solely a matter of time earlier than the connection turns into a complete combination of fact and actuality, and other people cease ingesting Coronas all collectively as a result of they suppose they’ll get sick from it. They may, however that’s as a result of it’s rubbish beer, not as a result of it’s received any virus in it.”



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