Nicki Minaj 8 Weeks Pregnant By Meek Mill!


New reports coming in have just indicated that hip-hop superstar Nicki Minaj is indeed eight weeks pregnant and fellow hip-hop heavyweight Meek Mil is believed to be the father. Using a cross between Nicki’s real name Onika & Meek the couple is planning to name the child OMEEKA if it is a girl, and Robert Jr. if it’s a boy.

A close source revealed that “she TWICE made toasts … by drinking water instead of wine,” adding that it is “highly unusual” to “toast with anything but a full glass of wine.” (In case you weren’t aware, pregnant ladies aren’t supposed to drink alcohol.)

It has also been reported that Minaj’s ex-boyfriend, who is merely a hypeman, Safaree has been placed on suicide watch after becoming outraged upon hearing the news in which Mr. Safaree began to scream at patrons of the Waffle House where Safaree has been working to supplement his income.

His employers gave him half of the day off and a couple of xanaxs they had bought from a kid behind the dumpster.

“We had his brother-in-law come pick him up because we didn’t think he was good to drive. He just kept repeating himself. ’Something. Something. Anaconda.’ We just now learned that he was actually involved with Nicki Minaj. We just thought he was making it up. They had to explain to me what a hypeman does, and it made me giggle,” said Shirley, Safaree’s Waffle House co-worker.

At current time, Safaree is currently on suicide watch at his family’s home where they are keeping an eye on him to make sure he doesn’t do anything that would cause damage to himself or anyone else like overdosing on medication or attempting a freestyle.


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