Over a dozen individuals have been hospitalized and 11 individuals have been arrested after an enormous celebration broke out within the streets of Boston on Friday.
Final week, conservative dickbag Rush Limbaugh introduced he had late-stage lung most cancers, and liberals throughout the nation let loose an enormous cheer. In Boston, a public celebration passed off throughout the afternoon on Friday, with an estimated 35,000 individuals in attendance exterior of Fenway Park.
“After I heard that Rush was going to die, I couldn’t wait to have a good time,” mentioned Rick Baker, 39, of Boston. “If there have been ever a extra nugatory, piece of shit, speaking head on radio and TV, I don’t know who it’s. I heard in regards to the occasion on the radio Friday morning, known as out of labor, and headed right down to the park to occasion.”
Boston Police Division say that the gathering was not licensed, however they caught wind of the occasion on social media, and have been capable of ship a “vital variety of cops” to the realm to maintain issues underneath management.
“We have been capable of hold issues actually underneath management underneath the conservative protestors confirmed up,” mentioned Boston Police Chief Frank R. Inexperienced. “The individuals who have been there to benefit from the celebration have been nice. Sadly, some Rush supporters spoiled the enjoyable. Ultimately, we arrested a number of individuals and our police forces needed to, sadly, beat down many protestors who didn’t take heed to instructions to vacate the realm.”
Inexperienced mentioned that not one of the “Rushers” had life-threatening accidents, and that the majority could be out of the hospital inside a couple of days.
“Subsequent time, maybe these individuals will pay attention,” mentioned Inexperienced. “If a bunch of individuals need to have a good time the inevitable demise of a world class piece of shit, we’ll assist that. If you wish to get in the best way of that, we’ll be sure that you’re handled accordingly.”
Rush Limbaugh, who for some silly purpose obtained the Presidential Medal of Freedom final week, guaranteeing that it’s now 100% meaningless, couldn’t be reached for remark.