Over a dozen individuals have been hospitalized and 11 individuals have been arrested after an enormous celebration broke out within the streets of Boston on Friday.
Final week, conservative dickbag Rush Limbaugh introduced he had late-stage lung most cancers, and liberals throughout the nation let loose an enormous cheer. In Boston, a public celebration happened in the course of the afternoon on Friday, with an estimated 35,000 individuals in attendance exterior of Fenway Park.
“Once I heard that Rush was going to die, I couldn’t wait to rejoice,” stated Rick Baker, 39, of Boston. “If there have been ever a extra nugatory, piece of shit, speaking head on radio and TV, I don’t know who it’s. I heard in regards to the celebration on the radio Friday morning, known as out of labor, and headed all the way down to the park to celebration.”
Boston Police Division say that the gathering was not approved, however they caught wind of the celebration on social media, and have been in a position to ship a “vital variety of law enforcement officials” to the realm to maintain issues underneath management.
“We have been in a position to hold issues actually underneath management underneath the conservative protestors confirmed up,” stated Boston Police Chief Frank R. Inexperienced. “The individuals who have been there to benefit from the celebration have been nice. Sadly, some Rush supporters spoiled the enjoyable. In the long run, we arrested a number of individuals and our police forces needed to, sadly, beat down many protestors who didn’t hearken to instructions to vacate the realm.”
Inexperienced stated that not one of the “Rushers” had life-threatening accidents, and that almost all could be out of the hospital inside a number of days.
“Subsequent time, maybe these individuals will pay attention,” stated Inexperienced. “If a gaggle of individuals need to rejoice the inevitable demise of a world class piece of shit, we’ll assist that. If you wish to get in the way in which of that, we’ll be certain that you’re handled accordingly.”
Rush Limbaugh, who for some silly cause obtained the Presidential Medal of Freedom final week, making certain that it’s now 100% meaningless, couldn’t be reached for remark.