Michelle Obama Files For Divorce After Shocking Revelation; Barack Obama Admits: ‘I’m Gay!’



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PHILADELPHIA, PA

Former President Barack Obama introduced late final night time that he had filed for divorce from his spouse of 27 years, Michelle Obama, after he revealed a secret double life as a gay.

“It’s with a little bit of unhappiness and an entire lot of reduction that I announce that Michelle and I’ve determined to separate, as I’ve admitted to her, as I’m doing now to the remainder of the world, that I’m a gay,” stated Barack Obama. “This may occasionally come as a shock to many, and anger others, however that is my private enterprise, and I might hope that everybody might respect my privateness presently”

Representatives for Michelle Obama stated that she and the previous president would break up amicably, and that Michelle herself was “not notably shocked” by the revelation.

“We’re very shut, as shut as two folks might ever be, actually,” stated Michelle in a ready assertion. “I’ve identified for a few years about Barack’s secret life, and I absolutely assist him within the course that his life takes him. He was and is an unimaginable chief, a loving father and household man, and now he can go on to make another man, or a number of guys, very joyful.”

“Truthfully, I used to be ready to simply keep together with her,” stated Barack. “I believe she’s secretly know for years that I used to be homosexual, and because it already got here out in each conservative information website years in the past that Michelle was truly born a person, I figured that was shut sufficient. I used to be ready to stay it out and hold having younger guys on the facet. Michelle nixed it, although. She stated if this was going to change into public information, then there’s no motive we shouldn’t simply break up up and reveal our true selves. Whoops, I assume I simply proved these rumors about her secret to be true, too. Rattling, sorry Michelle!”

Representatives for the Obama kids, Malia and Sasha, couldn’t be reached for remark, however their Fb pages each had been vacant of any feedback on the break up.

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