A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting 5 law enforcement officials along with her vagina and utilizing it as a lethal weapon with out the intent to kill.
Britney Simmons, 24, was acting at the Camel Toe strip membership when an altercation started between Simmons and a number of other shoppers on the membership.
Miami police have been referred to as to intervene and tried to apprehend Simmons who was extremely intoxicated and performing erratically in accordance with the official police report.
5 Miami Police Division officers tried to put Simmons below arrest however have been momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids in direction of the officers, quickly blinding three and injuring two.
“She simply unfold her legs vast open and began squirting within the cops’ faces, eyes and mouths from a distance of about twelve to fifteen toes,” one eyewitness informed reporters, visibly amused by the entire affair.
“Understanding full effectively that she was exposing the law enforcement officials to numerous sexually transmitted illnesses and probably HIV as effectively, it’s thought of that she used her vagina with deadly pressure in opposition to the officers” defined Miguel Aguera, spokesman for the Miami Police Division.
Simmons’s lawyer, Alan Smith, argued that his shopper acted in self-defense and used her vagina, not as a lethal weapon, however within the “applicable boundaries of her working abilities and skills.”
In response to present Florida legal guidelines and if convicted of aggravated assault with a lethal weapon in opposition to 5 law enforcement officials, Simmons may resist 1,036 years in jail imagine authorized consultants.
In a 2013 courtroom case, one other Miami citizen was convicted of armed theft after threatening a handy retailer clerk together with his erect and “AIDS-infected penis” and was sentenced to 237 years in jail.