CHICAGO – A Chicago man named Keyon Joseph, age 21, filed a lawsuit in opposition to his personal girlfriend, named Kimberly Mayen, after she allegedly bit off half of his p*nis whereas giving oral three days in the past. The couple was at Keyon’s dad and mom’ dwelling when it occurred. Keyon was taken to Weiss Memorial Hospital’s emergency room and was handled immediately as a result of he was shedding “Plenty of blood from his p*nis”.
Keyon continues to be being hospitalized however at the moment recovering. Nevertheless, that didn’t cease Keyon from submitting a $30,000 lawsuit in opposition to his former lover. Reporters got here to interview Keyon from his hospital mattress and Keyon was very happy to reply questions. “How did she handle to chunk it off half-way?” requested a reporter. ” I’ve no clue what she did, I had my eyes closed as a result of it was feeling good, you realize what I’m saying? then I felt a pointy a*s ache and immediately opened my eyes and there was blood in every single place and on her mouth and my p*nis was gone!” Keyon additionally despatched out recommendation for younger teenagers saying, “If it’s her first time, watch out”.
Reporters additionally managed to interview Kimberly, who’s at the moment in custody as Police examine. “It was my first time sucking d*ck, oh my God!! why is everybody performing prefer it’s a giant deal? it’s solely a p*nis for God’s sake”. Each Keyon and Kimberly are at the moment contacting their legal professional’s, respectively.
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