LOS ANGELES – Lil Tay was picked up by youngster protecting companies after a video of her smoking goes viral. Lil Tay is a sufferer of “extraordinarily poor parenting” and desires “pressing assist”. It’s reported that a number of brokers instantly sprung into motion and raced to Lil Tay’s residence, even utilizing emergency automobile sirens. “We should save that lady” stated Agent Chad Murphy, “we should save her earlier than she finally ends up at the back of a 2002 Chevy Astro doing a low price range bdsm porno scene for half a gram of cocaine and a can of Arizona ice tea at 18 years previous”.
In response to witnesses, Lil Tay was additionally calling the kid service brokers “broke” and “haters” as they had been carrying her away. Witnesses additionally say the entire thing reminded them of the Rush Hour scene the place Su-Yung was being kidnapped.
Lil Tay’s mother and father are anticipated to face federal expenses for youngster cruelty and likewise for birthing Lil Tay, and each can resist 20 years in federal jail.
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