WASHINGTON, D.C. -Throughout his much-publicized look earlier than a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Fb CEO Mark Zuckerberg had positioned over his left eye by chance fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye mendacity beneath.
“Senator, I don’t have that info with me proper now,” the tech billionaire stated for the seven hundredth time simply earlier than the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to look like an actual human who thirsts, the fake human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the terrible, piercing alien eyeball beneath rapidly targeted on the Senator questioning him.
Because the room filled with lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to answer monotonously, “Senator, thanks, I’ll have my crew get again to you on that.”
[Via Babylon Bee]