TRUMP TOWER – The president of the USA has determined to lastly put an finish to the current wildfires in California. He went for the only resolution: banning wildfires. So simple as it sounds. Wildfires has been inflicting excessive harm in all areas of California and the president has determined sufficient was sufficient, he goes on to remain these wildfires are most probably unlawful and presumably rapist.
The president confirmed that wildfires may nonetheless be utilized in sure conditions, equivalent to burning down immigrant city, or inflicting them in different nations. “Wildfires will solely be used after they a obligatory and I’m extraordinarily nice not simply nice however the biggest I’ll know when a wildfire will probably be wanted I’m a billionaire.”, mentioned The President.
“Earlier administrations had been unable to deal with the issue of wildfires in California. As we speak we simply solved the issue in sooner or later! And we hold profitable!” the president tweeted out.
The ban will probably be official beginning tomorrow, so no extra wildfires will probably be allowed.