BOSTON, Mowsachusetts –
A bunch of cat scientists in Boston say that they’ve come to the scientific conclusion that cats are higher than canine in “each conceivable manner,” and that their analysis is to be revealed within the Feline Journal of Drugs within the October challenge.
“See, with regards to pets, folks usually solely have two selections,” mentioned Dr. Mow Furball, a cat scientist at UCLA who lead the group in Boston. “They get a canine, or they get a cat. Sure, you will get birds or different animals as pets, however birds are bull, and also you rattling effectively realize it. So the selection is clearly canine or cat.”
Dr. Furball says that though many individuals personal canine as a result of they suppose they’re a greater animal, the actual reply has all the time been cat.
“You can’t presumably suppose a canine is best than a cat after you see our analysis,” mentioned Dr. Fluffy McCaterstein. “Canines should be walked. You need to take them out each few hours on their very own. You possibly can’t depart them dwelling for greater than a day by themselves or they’ll eat the sofa. Frankly, canine are silly. Cats however, are actually scientifically confirmed to be higher pets.”
The analysis carried out by the group is at the moment “labeled,” however notes can be accessible within the journal’s launch.