BREAKING: President Trump Arrested Leaving Trump Tower in New York



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NEW YORK CITY, NY – 

President Trump was arrested by the NYC Police Division whereas exiting his former residence at Trump Tower on Sunday morning, based on reviews from the Related Press.

Police Chief Mario Brann mentioned that his officers have been appearing on an open warrant from 1998, when Trump allegedly struck a pedestrian whereas driving via town, and left the scene. The pedestrian, whose title was not launched, later died of their accidents.

“It’s with nice pleasure that I announce that now we have taken President Donald Trump into custody for his position within the demise of a younger man in 1998,” mentioned Chief Brann. “Mr. Trump is alleged to have killed the sufferer in a hit-and-run accident, for which he had by no means been charged. That modifications at the moment.”

Legal professionals for President Trump say that the fees are “completely ridiculous” and “completely absurd.”

“There isn’t a method that he was driving via the streets of New York and killed somebody,” mentioned Richard Moorehouse, a personal legal professional retained by the president. “President Trump can’t drive. The man can barely navigate a golf course in a golf cart, you assume he has ever realized to drive an precise automotive? He’s a complete moron. No one would let him behind the wheel. If this accident occurred as they are saying, then we attest that Mr. Trump had a driver on the time, and he isn’t responsible of something.”

“I’ve heard of individuals pleading madness, however I’ve by no means heard of anybody pleading complete idiocy to get out of a criminal offense earlier than,” mentioned Chief Brann. “I’m intrigued to see how this performs out. Both method, this offers everybody a break from Trump’s silly goddamn tweets for just a few hours.”

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