Black Santa Claus Arrested After Breaking Into Homes And Nutting In Stockings

“I woke up at around 3 am to use the bathroom and saw a black Santa nutting in our stockings” said Katie Winslow, a resident of one of the homes Dontavius broke into


Philadelphia – An 18 12 months outdated man was arrested early Saturday morning for allegedly breaking into houses, dressed as Santa Claus, and ejaculating contained in the residents’ Christmas stocking’s.

In keeping with Philadelphia Police, 18 12 months outdated Dontavius Jackson had reportedly broke into about 14 homes that evening between the instances of 1:00 AM – 4:00 AM earlier than being arrested by police. “I awoke at round three am to make use of the lavatory and noticed a black Santa nutting in our stockings” mentioned Katie Winslow, a resident of one of many houses Dontavius broke into. “He noticed me and jumped out the window along with his penis nonetheless out sooner than my aspect n*gga when my boyfriend comes house. We’re on the third ground so I shortly seemed out the window however didn’t see him, it’s like he disappeared.” completed Katie.

Police discovered a complete of 31 stockings full of semen within the 14 houses altogether. Authorities imagine that Dontavius stayed true to “no nut november”, and thus had a considerable amount of semen in his physique, sufficient to fill 31 stockings in three hours. Police additionally imagine Dontavius really one way or the other entered and left just a few of the houses through the chimney. Dontavius is being charged with a number of counts of housebreaking and indecent publicity and may resist 5 years in federal jail.

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