Scientific study shows a superhero being gay has 0% effect on the lives of people enraged by it.



LOS ANGELES- A staff of scientists revealed folks put 100% extra effort into getting offended over a homosexual superhero than it does to stay your life with out giving a shit about one thing that, because it seems, has 0% impact on it.

“The sexual orientation of a superhero appears to dilute the fantasy for some folks,” an professional acknowledged. “For the anti-homosexual folks, getting rescued by somebody requires a questionairre first. The one query is; are you homosexual?”

“I don’t wish to be rescued by one in all them queermosexuals,” stated a person angered by the sexual orientation of some comedian e book character. “If I’m about to die in a hearth on the seventh flooring of my condo constructing, I wish to know my rescuer is straight. If he’s not, I’d quite die. I hear if a homosexual particular person saves your life, you grow to be homosexual your self. That’s why I bought my left ear pierced in center faculty.”

 





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