BOOMING ECONOMY: Wrongfully convicted prisoners now making $0.12 per hour



BOISE, ID – Harmless American prisoners are reaping a booming economic system as they now make 12 cents per hour.

“When the DA threw out proof proving my innocence, I knew I needed to flip my act round,” says one jail manufacturing unit employee. “I spotted we should all do our half and serve our nation – locked up for a number of years working for main firms in search of a humane strategy to prosper from slave labor. How else can our elected officers get the funding from for-profit jail techniques wanted to win? At this fee, I’ll have my debt to society paid off in a couple of thousand years.”

A jail financial professional weighed in. “This helps reform individuals who have made errors up to now like being born. Now they will work with some dignity. Not like a human being or something, however extra like a canine. Wait, it will depend on the canine. A homeless mutt that bites kids on the face, sure. One thing like a golden retriever, I imply, c’mon. No.”

 





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