Denmark to Trump: Greenland isn’t for sale like the silence of your pornstar mistresses



GREENLAND – Officers of Denmark reject the thought of Trump buying the nation of Greenland, even when it have been on the market.

“This isn’t a yard sale,” acknowledged the Danish authorities. “I get that the president is used to purchasing issues, like his pornstar mistress’ silence, and that he too may be purchased and bought like a falling Dow Jones inventory, however now we have no intention of promoting the nation. Particularly to that buffoon.”

Greenland’s personal impartial authorities added, “Any time he makes an announcement, he’ll have a closed-door assembly with some foyer group and the following factor you realize he’s flipped over like his pornstar mistress’ signed settlement.”

 





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