New Statue of Liberty sign sets the record straight



WASHINGTON – Uninterested in the liberal rhetoric, Ken Cuccinelli proposes a brand new slogan for the statue of liberty declaring, GIVE US YOUR WHITE AND WEALTHY. “After we had been speaking about drained and poor and no matter, we actually meant Europeans,” Cuccinelli stated, tapping his nostril. “Everyone knows what ‘European’ is code for.”

“I feel it’s a incredible concept,” stated the president. “Beneath my new immigration reform, it mentions the one two necessities. White and rich. In fact, not all immigrants shall be white, we’ll let in some Asians to do our taxes, however we aren’t giving them driver’s licenses.”





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