WASHINGTON – After years of dwelling within the shadows of klan conferences and message boards, white supremacists have loved two years of being known as ‘good individuals’ by the president with out recourse.
“As an endangered species, it seemed like white supremacists have been going to be fully silenced,” mentioned one tiki torch provider. “Now, expressing our views isn’t solely inspired, we additionally appear to have much more folks that agreed with us all alongside. By disguising our racism as ‘patriotism’, many people have crawled out in excessive numbers, eradicating us from the endangered species listing.”
“With the cuts to the Endangered Species Act, I used to be screwed,” mentioned an eagle. “The one approach out of this was to hold round a tiki torch and yell about white lives matter. That’s what did the trick. Because of present coverage, we lastly get the safety we’d like.”