Kavanaugh confirmed in death metal band to play Devil’s Triangle



WASHINGTON – In a transfer that divided the steel neighborhood, Brett Kavanaugh has been confirmed to play in dying steel group Devil’s Foreskin as their Satan’s Triangle participant.

“After we have been interviewing him to hitch the band, we heard some gnarly shit about him,” said the group’s frontman. “Whether or not or not he sexually assaulted that lady, or that different lady, doesn’t have an effect on how he’ll carry out as a musician.”

“My day job is a Supreme Court docket decide. Only a short-term gig till the band takes off,” Kavanaugh stated. “Once I was in that course of, somebody got here ahead with one thing I did in highschool. And school. I attempted to inform them ‘satan’s triangle’ was a musical instrument, however no one would hearken to me. This can present them.”

The group is reserving placing out their Soundcloud hyperlink till they will connect it to the feedback of a meme that goes viral.





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