WASHINGTON – Along with his son Donald Jr. subpoenaed over Russian investigation, the president rapidly realized his occupation doesn’t give him immunity from the legislation.
“There’s just one solution to remedy this,” the president said. “As president, I declare the throne to be mine. From right here, no one can contact me. Not the legislation, not my third spouse’s future alimony case in opposition to me, nothing.”
Contemplating America isn’t dominated by a monarchy, the appointment is merely symbolic, or so one would suppose.
“If the president desires to put on a crown, eat cheeseburgers and carry the blindfold of justice to disclose a person of inherited wealth, that’s his or her, simply kidding – HIS prerogative,” mentioned Rudy Giuliani, talking because the president’s authorized council. “Contemplating what number of golden bogs the person owns, an iron throne is a downgrade.”