Kotex And Google To Release New ‘Hands-Free’ Tampon. “No Strings”

Android app controls insertion and ejection when a numerical code is entered into a smartphone.


Kimberly-Clark, proprietor of the Kotex model of female hygiene merchandise, has teamed with the Google Company in growing the world’s first wirelessly managed, hands-free tampon.

Marketed below the model title “No Strings,” the tampon works at the side of an Android app that controls insertion and ejection when a numerical code is entered right into a smartphone.

“It’s modern know-how,” says Florence Duval, advertising and marketing director for Kimberly-Clark.  “Throughout Phrase Warfare I, nurses on the battlefield used Kimberly-Clark’s cotton wadding in lots of progressive methods, and immediately, we’re as soon as once more revolutionizing the trade.”

How does it work?

“When it’s that point of the month,” defined Duval, “the person locations one among our individually packaged, disposable applicators between the knees.  Every single-use applicator is imprinted with a 4-digit activation code.  When the code is entered into your smartphone’s keypad, a spring-loaded equipment safely inserts the tampon.  Spit-spot!  It’s as straightforward as that!”

When the time comes for elimination, merely re-enter the code, adopted by the ‘star’ key

.  An progressive new fiber optic microchip woven deep throughout the tampon responds to the sign and prompts launch.

“No muss, no fuss!” says Duval.  It’s straightforward, handy, and designed for immediately’s on-the-go girls who reap the benefits of each minute of day-after-day – day-after-day of the month!”

“And it’s utterly secure,” provides Duval.  “My younger niece tried it out and he or she instructed me “Aunt Flo, I adore it!  It retains my fingers free for all my texting, chatting, and tweeting.  I like having my very own code quantity – it’s neat.  It makes me really feel all grown up inside.”

What occurs if my activation code will get misplaced?

“In case you neglect or misplace the code, merely name 1-268-866-7669 (1-COT-TON-PONY), and press the “pound” key (#).  Our command middle will acknowledge your machine, and an audible tone might be generated.  When the cellphone is positioned close to the female area, the product is ejected.”

What about safety?  Can my tampon be hacked?  Ought to I fear about viruses?

“Our high quality management course of ensures the safety and integrity of your tampon via using a sophisticated firewall.  No unauthorized particular person can break via.”

What if I get caught within the rain?  Is there a danger of {an electrical} shock?  Can I swim with it?

“The microchip fibers are sealed and insulated, so that you’re protected in opposition to bodily damage or hurt.  You’ll be able to swim, apply gymnastics, and even go horseback driving.”

Kimberly-Clark is proud to spearhead this new initiative,” says Duval, “This is only one extra approach we’re proud to say, ‘Stay Your Life With No Strings Hooked up!

“Increasingly girls are placing their enterprise in our fingers,” says Duval.  “Not so way back, when it got here to the topic of female hygiene, girls remained tight-lipped.  As we speak, we’re rather more open between the legs.  Gross sales figures for our first quarter are encouraging, and that is just the start!  There’s nowhere to go however up!”


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