Man Kicked Out Of The theater For Masturbating During Halloween movie

the thickness of Jamie Lee Curtis made me do it...


Memphis, TN A person was kicked out of the Malco Majestic Cinema after he was discovered masturbating throughout the HALLOWEEN MOVIE. The insane incident occurred in MEMPHIS, the place 23-year previous Larry Mitchell “couldn’t cease himself after watching the thickness of Jamie Lee Curtis. He was banned from coming again and was fined with $150 for leaving white stains on the seat.

“The room was packed. I assumed it was my alternative. Everyone already watched the film and this was the 14th time I used to be watching it. I merely couldn’t cease myself. I needed to do it.”, Larry informed our reporter Gary Cockburn. He even stated he “may go to another place to look at the film once more”.

Jamie Lee Curtis being extremely thick, however is that this a sound motive so that you can masturbate in public? Many individuals are defending Larry’s actions, particularly those that watched the film and are conscious of how extremely thick the Jamie Lee Curtis is.

However, the film might be out quickly this yr, so Larry and his folks will be capable of watch the film at dwelling. 

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