Man Kicked Out Of The theater For Masturbating During Halloween movie

the thickness of Jamie Lee Curtis made me do it...


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Memphis, TN A man was kicked out of the Malco Majestic Cinema after he was found masturbating during the HALLOWEEN MOVIE. The insane incident happened in MEMPHIS, where 23-year old Larry Mitchell “couldn’t stop himself after watching the thickness of Jamie Lee Curtis. He was banned from coming back and was fined with $150 for leaving white stains on the seat.

“The room was packed. I thought it was my opportunity. Everybody already watched the movie and this was the 14th time I was watching it. I simply couldn’t stop myself. I had to do it.”, Larry told our reporter Gary Cockburn. He even said he “might go to some other place to watch the movie again”.

Jamie Lee Curtis being incredibly thick, but is this a valid reason for you to masturbate in public? Many people are defending Larry’s actions, especially those who watched the movie and are aware of how incredibly thick the Jamie Lee Curtis is.

Nevertheless, the movie will be out soon this year, so Larry and his people will be able to watch the movie at home. 

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