72 Year Old Man Caught Selling “Energy Drinks” Laced with Meth!

They’re just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It’s not meth in there. It’s just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God

Boone County resident, Jasper June, 72, was arrested on felony fees of producing and distributing do-it-yourself “power drinks” containing the highly effective stimulate methamphetamine. The Boone County drug job pressure raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property) to search out Jasper carrying solely an grownup diaper and studying an Arabic pornographic journal.

Police seized roughly 25 2 liter bottles of June’s “power drink” present in a cinder block pump home on the property. The bottles examined optimistic for methamphetamine.
June got here underneath suspicion when he bought 4 bottles to a number of highschool women who hours later had been checked right into a hospital with inside bleeding. The kids’s mother and father phoned authorities.

A police report contained a number of statements from June:

“They’re simply power drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It’s not meth in there. It’s simply lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a pair drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn’t put meth in there.”

Clients would come to June’s dwelling to purchase the power drinks for $20 per bottle. One buyer spoke on the situation of anonymity:

“I’m shocked Jasper put crank in his power drinks. I didn’t know nothing about that. I simply knew they labored good to maintain me awake for a pair days. Stuff method higher than Monster [energy drink].”

Hours after June’s first assertion, he confessed:

“Okay, I put just a bit meth in there to get them addicted and hold clients coming again. I do know they’ll all testify in opposition to me so let me make one thing else clear: I pissed in each bottle.”

June additionally faces youngster endangerment fees for ‘poisoning’ the ladies who drank his do-it-yourself concoction.

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