Woman Arrested For Training Squirrels To Attack Her Ex-Boyfriend

Ms. Smith confessed to capturing and training squirrels to harass and attack her ex-boyfriend. She used to train lions for a circus, so it was easy ....

45-year previous Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Division, for allegedly capturing quite a few squirrels and coaching them to assault her former lover.

The sufferer, 51-year previous James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents on greater than a dozen events during the last month.

These assaults brought about him many severe accidents, together with the lack of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.

The poor man had no concept why squirrels saved attacking him till he noticed his ex-girlfriend, a former circus animal coach, cheering the animals throughout one of many assaults.

“She was partially hidden behind some bushes, however I might clearly see her and listen to her. She was yelling orders at the squirrels and telling them to assault me.”

Realizing that his life might be at risk, Mr Robinson filed a criticism to the police, who paid a go to to Ms. Smith.

In her residence, they discovered a dozen cages, holding a complete of 27 squirrels. In addition they discovered two coaching dummies with footage of Mr Robinson taped over their faces.

Detroit Police Chief James Craig confirmed that Janice Smith had admitted that she was accountable for the assaults and confessed her unusual plot.

“Ms. Smith confessed to capturing and coaching squirrels to harass and assault her ex-boyfriend. She used to coach lions for a circus, so it was straightforward for her to make the animals do as she needed. She mentioned she hoped to lift a military of as much as 50 or 100 animals.”

The 45-year previous lady is now dealing with a wide range of legal expenses linked to legal harassment and utilizing animals as weapons.


DPD Chief James Craig admitted this morning in a press convention, that this case was in all probability the strangest that he’d seen in his profession.

Janice Smith’s legal professionals have demanded for her to bear a psychological analysis, claiming that she was unfit to face trial.

They are saying that her selection of coaching squirrels as an alternative of canines or bears means that she could be affected by psychological issues.

If she is judged match to face trial, Ms Smith might be dealing with a most of 65 years in jail.

[By way of WNDR]

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