Moose Escapes from Memphis Zoo and Goes on Cow-Raping Rampage

The farmers say milk will taste very strong in the years to come.


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A Memphis moose that has escaped from the  zoo is wreaking havoc on local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually assaulting a large number of cows since its escape two months ago.

A number of local farmers in the area have warned authorities about a moose that has been seen on many occasions “humping” their cattle and possibly harming the animals.

The MPD can not find the moose but it has been seen by many farmers in the area that milk is produced.  


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