Memphis 18 Year Old High School Senior Arrested For Apparently Having A fishy Vagina

The truth is I had sex on Monday and the condom was still in me today, so it’s not my fault.


Memphis, TN – Carver Excessive “If this funky bi*** was a minor that’d be one thing completely different, however this a grown a** girl operating round smelling like a fish market, we needed to evacuate all the college and have it fumigated” Mentioned principal at Carver Excessive Faculty in Memphis, TN.

When college students got here to high school Friday morning at the highschool there was a odor that was solely described as rotten lifeless fish & low cost weave. Pupil Michelle Dillard was arrested for lewd misconduct on college grounds which within the South Memphis is a category A Misdemeanor.

Pupil Milton Watts stated publicly that there was a time once I would’ve dragged my balls by means of a soccer area coated in used syringes and needles and burning coals and again simply to even get an opportunity to listen to her fart by means of a walkie-talkie she was that attractive to me. However he modified his tune when he exited his homeroom class and was quoted as saying:

“I believed it was a lifeless physique, I imply that sh** smelled like somebody crawled up her cooter and died bruh, I gotta go dwelling and take three showers, she ought to get atleast three years in my view” Since Ms. Dillard is of grownup age Folks5 information caught up together with her at the back of the police automotive and she or he stated:

“The reality is I had intercourse on Monday and the condom was nonetheless in me at this time, so it’s not my fault Adrian is accountable he shoulda went uncooked like he at all times does”
Ms. Dillard was launched on her personal recognizance and has pleaded not responsible and is awaiting her subsequent courtroom date.

We’ll hold you posted on this story because it develops.

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