BREAKING NEWS: Joe Jackson arrested for smuggling a belt into heaven.

Witnesses say he was looking for Michael Jackson [ CLICK FOR FULL STORY ]


At present a tip was despatched to us from an informant in heaven, the particular person mentioned that Joe Jackson smuggled a belt into heaven after he made it by the pearl gates.  Joe was strolling round popping his belt screaming we is not going to settle for a Coloration TV , we must always have received 1st place!  

After the expertise present for Jesus was over Joe began beating on Michael Jackson as a result of he didn’t do a spin transfer proper which is why they didn’t win 1st place. 

Bouncers on the expertise present eliminated Joe from the occasion, 

Extra on this story as we get extra info.


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