BREAKING NEWS: Joe Jackson arrested for smuggling a belt into heaven.

Witnesses say he was looking for Michael Jackson [ CLICK FOR FULL STORY ]


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Today a tip was sent to us from an informant in heaven, the person said that Joe Jackson smuggled a belt into heaven after he made it through the pearl gates.  Joe was walking around popping his belt screaming we will not accept a Color TV , we should have won 1st place!  

After the talent show for Jesus was over Joe started beating on Michael Jackson because he didn’t do a spin move right which is why they didn’t win 1st place. 

Bouncers at the talent show removed Joe from the event, 

More on this story as we get more information.


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