BREAKING NEWS: Stevie Wonder arrested for watching kiddie porn

Reports say while Stevie was in his hotel room a maid walked in on him watching kiddie porn on his laptop. [ STORY INSIDE ]


Whereas Mr. Surprise was in his resort room a maid knocked on the room door yelling it was checkout time. 

She mentioned nobody answered so she walked inside the room so she may begin cleansing it up.  She instructed police that when she walked across the nook, Mr. Surprise had on headphones , bare and entire physique coated in petroleum jelly whereas he watched kiddie porn on his laptop computer.

She mentioned she turned and ran out of the room, he chased after her down the corridor and threw his shoe and hit her behind the top. 

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