SEMEN FOUND IN STARBUCKS DRINKS NATIONWIDE; FDA CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING

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SEATTLE – it has been reported that the espresso promoting large Starbucks has allegedly been together with semen of their merchandise for the final three months, after semen samples have been discovered at the back of Starbucks shops.

Apparently human semen added “extra taste” to the drinks on sale. The FDA is at present investigating the corporate as there are lots of inquiries to be answered.

The FDA is at present looking for out the place the semen is coming from. It’s at present unknown if the semen is from people or animals; and if from people, is it contaminated semen?

“We can’t imagine this” says FDA inspector Jamison Fields, “that is disturbing, if i needed to devour semen I might simply do g*y porn*graphy, who would’ve recognized i used to be consuming semen by means of Starbucks” concluded Fields. Nevertheless, not everybody thinks semen of their espresso is precisely a nasty factor; based on Starbucks every day shopper Jackie Sultana, “in the event that they’re utilizing semen then they need to preserve utilizing it as a result of it’s so God d*mn good, I’d simply strive semen alone to see if it’s that good”. Starbucks is but to ship out a public apology, nonetheless, we expect it actually quickly.

It is usually speculated that the seasonal Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is just offered at Starbucks within the autumn, just isn’t solely loaded with semen, however cockroaches as nicely. The FDA plan to close down Starbucks manufacturing tomorrow throughout the nation. 

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