Fingering girls causes flesh eating disease outbreak in Tennessee

Outbreak in Memphis, TN caused 14,810 men to contract Necrotizing fasciitis which is due to a bad pH balance in women. [ CLICK FOR FULL STORY ]


The CDC – NCHS – Nationwide Middle for Well being Statistics began receiving stories of fingers disolving after fingering ladies. They are saying the outbreak began out of Memphis, TN with 14,000 reported instances. Medical doctors didnt know what was occurring at first however males complained about their fingers itching after fingering. 

Medical doctors say the pH ranges in girls that dwell in Memphis are very acidic from eatingflamin sizzling cheetos, smoking common weed and ingesting jungle juice all day. Medical doctors say one of the simplest ways to guard your fingers is to put on rubbers in your fingers. 

Please Share to avoid wasting the fingers! 


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